My Birthday Gifts from Ken and Linda

Ken and Linda really outdid themselves this year with my birthday gifts. Let's go through them and explain, shall we?A turkey baster. That's right, a friggin' turkey baster. Mom tried to pull a funny over Kristen because Kristen made the mistake of telling her about one horrific evening where her bowel's were so backed up she would have given anything to have a turkey baster in the house to use as an enema. Too much information? As if I care.

I think this gift is self explanatory.

Another high-quality, well-thought out gift.

At least they're water proof...for when I go swimming in my sleep.

Jerks.

Tank got me a Gift Card to New York and Co.

He didn't sign the card.

I like this game because I am good at it and I get to scream. I will pulverize anyone who tries to take me on.
Chris and I took on Ken, Linda and Tank Friday night. The ending score was 82-0.

Booyah.

Cold, hard cash. Little does Linda know that it's going right back to her...being that we owe she and my dad almost 6 grand.

Cool.

The best gift eva. I asked for onesie, footsie pj's with a back-flap. Linda told me she hadn't ordered them yet. Sneaky, sneaky mommy. I would wear these 24/7 if I could. I have worn them the past 2 nights and they are amazing. The back-flap is the best invention in the history of inventions. It beats out electricity. I can pee/poop without taking my pants off.

And Chris can have his way with me while I stay warm and cozy in my jersey knit cocoon.

Just look out for that velcro--- that could cause some damage to one's genital area.

Let me know what you think of my gifts.

I'll try to post a pic of me in my pj's--it's not a good one....but it doesn't matter. You'll be able to sense the joy I feel while wearing them.

That is all.

And I am still old.