Three years, suckas.

Three years, suckas.

We pooped our pants at eastern state penitetiary.

He eats his boogs.

For Marty: The Biggest Puss I know...

Whales will eat you in your sleep tonight.

She may use a cane, but she's still the best. :)

The only time I will ever commend Larry King. He gets some action while making a spectacle of a cripple. Kudos to you, Larry King.

p.s. Nice cork wedges. I threw mine out in '98.

p.p.s. Do you still shave your one leg? Just curious.

I heart mondays.

One of my prettier faces.

Brother and sisterly love. <3

Oh Donny, you make me giggle.

Why do my cats long to escape?

Tonight is the finale of Project Runway Season Three. This is a very special night for a lot of people...but first let's talk about who it will not be special for...

I can't even remember a single outfit you made. Go back to East Germany and make me a streusel.
Don't cry, Laura. You still have you 6 children and horrific husband at home. To be honest, I liked your outfits. They were classy, elegant....but I can't get over the fact that you never wore a single thread of color in any garment put on your body. I take issue with that. Is it because you have red hair? I know that can be rough. But a lot of things go with red....white, black.....................................................................................................touche. I wish I could shiv in your mouth. And not in the sexy way...if there is a sexy way of doing that.A PREMATURE CONGRATULATIONS TO MICHAEL KNIGHT.

My hopeful for tonight's winner. He is fashionable, witty, black, kinda ghetto, but kinda not, kinda gay, but possibly dating the actress formerly known as Moesha (YUP, BRANDY).
Best of luck to you, sire.

And if you are not gay (or even if you are) and you are not with Brandy (no exceptions here) come by my house tomorrow night. My husband has class...the house is ours....you don't mind if the cats and dogs watch do you?

I didn't think so.

Is it wrong to just want to tickle him?

What I would eat everyday of my life if I had no chance of getting morbidly obese...or the threat of vomming it all back up...because there are some raunchy combinations there. But I would do it.... God Damn, I would do it.

Is it weird that in every picture of us together from our wedding day, his hand is on my ass?

Thoughts welcome...

I think I wet my pants

I hate you

I don't know whether I would use him as a pillow or blanket....but he would be oh, so comfortable.

Marty's Mom

I love my mama

Maybe the surgeries weren't such a bad idea after all...

My Birthday Wish: To find my very own sugar glider gliding above my face on the morning of November 20th.

Then I will hold him like this

and love him forever

Dear Lord, you are beautiful.

This crack head finally made a good decision....

Psycho Bitch, your time is up...stop all the dramaticsm (that's a word she made up...and used frequently)

Congratulations to Deelishus (his spelling, not mine)

She could gouge out my eyes with her butt cheeks.

Well played, ma'am, well played.

This is my eagles pride.

My mama is the best because she bought me an eagles jersey.

Boo sleeping on the bills...she give me money when im in need!