Tonight is the finale of Project Runway Season Three. This is a very special night for a lot of people...but first let's talk about who it will not be special for...

I can't even remember a single outfit you made. Go back to East Germany and make me a streusel.
Don't cry, Laura. You still have you 6 children and horrific husband at home. To be honest, I liked your outfits. They were classy, elegant....but I can't get over the fact that you never wore a single thread of color in any garment put on your body. I take issue with that. Is it because you have red hair? I know that can be rough. But a lot of things go with red....white, black.....................................................................................................touche. I wish I could shiv in your mouth. And not in the sexy way...if there is a sexy way of doing that.A PREMATURE CONGRATULATIONS TO MICHAEL KNIGHT.

My hopeful for tonight's winner. He is fashionable, witty, black, kinda ghetto, but kinda not, kinda gay, but possibly dating the actress formerly known as Moesha (YUP, BRANDY).
Best of luck to you, sire.

And if you are not gay (or even if you are) and you are not with Brandy (no exceptions here) come by my house tomorrow night. My husband has class...the house is ours....you don't mind if the cats and dogs watch do you?

I didn't think so.